THE ROAD TO ABYDOS

……….Is a long one

 

VOYAGE TO THE ORIGIN OF WRITING


by Jörg Dreisörner

 

 

We’ll take to the sky, and fly to Egypt, leave winter behind.

Relax in the sun, have fun by the Red Sea,

go visit Muftis, Sheiks, Bedouins!

LUXOR, KARNACK and THEBES!

THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL PLANET!

MIRACULOUS!

GRANDIOSE!

So much to discover!

Besides, -

I want to visit a friend,

in a place called ABYDOS,…

…who recently had come upon new knowledge, in regards to the genesis of writing, discovering its origins in Egypt, dating to 5000B.C.

Until now, Cuneiform script of Mesopotamia was thought to be the oldest form of script.

Everybody knows,-

WITHOUT WRITING, WE’D BE NOTHING.

The news reached me reading the NY Times at VESELKA Coffee Shop, Rainbow in Ukrainian, 2nd Ave. and 9th Street in Manhattan.

 

HOLY CASSIOPEIA!

THERE HE WAS!

OUT OF THE BLUE!

GERONIMO!

NR.1 BUDDY OF YOUTH!

GERONIMO DREYER!

 

HIS IMAGE,

ON PAGE 3!

IN THE FLESH!

RESURRECTED!

ON HIS KNEES,

IN A GRAVE,

sampling the sands of Egypt!

…dressed in a Safari outfit, chapeau, sunglasses, a flashy smile, pole to a mischievous spark exploding around his auras edge, one hand holding on to ancient rock.

An episode under the Neon lights of ‘AM STERN’ in Bremen, thirty years ago, came to my mind then, when a vision had visited suddenly, delirious, out of nothingness, and placed him smack in the middle of the intersection of parallels, traversing the universe, the infinite.

Moments like this told of greatness to be realized!

Every now and then, working on it, this feature visited me on The Lower East Side, like a hallo from the old Sweden of Youth.

 

TURBULENCE FROM THE EAST

THERMAL TOWERS OF POWER……………………

AN ARIA OVER BULGARIA

ANNOUNCES NUTRITION-

IN MY CONDITION

DREAMING PYRAMIDS, PYTHAGORAS,

FROM SWEET SLUMBER ME AWAKE

SCATTERED BELOW BY A MAGIC HAND

.ISLANDS….WATER….LIGHT!…

AFTER THE MOVIE

ONLY THE SAND

OF A NEW

CONTINENT!

AFRICA!

 

SAHARA!

Full of myth

little play,

where women

got nothing

to say

 

…yet NUTE-RULES!

…who had spit out the sun a few hours prior, to burn cooked stone of dehydrated riverbed, air brushing mountains a deep red, adobe the desert in all variations of beige, spread wrinkled batik along the hot beach, then goes for a dip into the blue Red Sea, and reappears

a few miles out, a white washed island.

 

 

Inside the echo hall of Hurgada International many tongued hum, arrivals string along in bazaar like ambience, run smooth through Customs and Immigration. One officer, seated behind a long banquet of wooden tables, decorates my passport with stamps and hieroglyphs, flowing from my pen,- his had run out of ink.

A little later, I feel:

Pen gone!

Inside the crowd, Immigration man is looking for me, waving fine point pen, as if he knew the importance, having a pen along, on the road to the origin of scripture….

A tropical wait of ten Egyptian minutes, more or less half hour Greenwich, brings a polar storm, blowing onto passengers in a bus

to their destinations. Various hairdo flattened, wigs pasted to the skull, riding on hot clouds of asphalt hovering in suspense,

past skeletons of palaces, abandoned in the desert, toward the Avenue by the sea.

We got off at Hotel El Samaka.

 

 

 

 

 

Three porters in red uniform, impressive golden bandoliers making for shoulders like football players, insist on carrying the little luggage we had. Squeezed tight in their midst, afraid we might escape, the gladiators guide us toward bungalow 143.

The grass is green, flower bushes in full bloom, are laughing at the sun. A big, white bird majestically traverses the lawn, an ocean nearby begs for a visit…

But there is in odour out there!…

Offensive, faecal, penetrating the idyll, floating invisible, yet prominent in competition with the perfume of the orange trees and hyacinths.

The odour of shit!-

A plumbing problem, no doubt.

Located next to the source of this odour lies Bungalow 143.

An open sinkhole’s over flow, floods the biosphere with diluted pogo.

I found out later, that this is the common way, watering the lawn.

We upgrade to heights, where oxygen is plenty. A wind shade balcony’s view of the Red Sea makes us captain, on the bridge of our ship Destiny.

 

In search of a drink, I head for the Lobby.

Eastern European flair is in the air. Russian Pin-Ups exude feelings of belonging, or the need of it.

Stereo pops 80’s and 90’s.

Behind the bar, a certain Monsieur Achmed carries a friendly smile above his bow tie, serves cool Egyptian beer. called Stella.

Magnum in size, she is capable, as good as any German brew, to bestow a positive, stimulating, invigorating state, and mobilize lazy warriors of consciousness, hang in out at synapse junction, to put their shorts on, and sail towards adventures in euphoric, human, oriental intercourse.

 

 

Monsieur Achmed! Would you play Egyptian music for us?

Watt?

You have Egyptian music?

Not CD! Cassette only!

Who are your Stars, Top Pop, in Egypt?

Oh yes, understand! Star Singer! Mohamed Munir! Very good! Latifa! Um Kulzum!.. BEAUTIFUL!

How do you say beautiful, in Egyptian, please?

Gameel!

You want Egyptian music? Ashtere cassette, no problem!

Ashtere - to buy?

Oui monsieur.

How do you say: my name is?

Iz-me!

Is me? Cool!

How do you say: what is your name?

Achmed! Oh,….Izmak-eh!

…and one beer please?

Wuachid bira!

Two beers?

Itnin bira!

…gives us two more.

Thanks, shukran Monsieur Achmed!

MinFatlak

Fat luck to you too!

See you later!

Alligator!

In a while!

Crocodile!

 

and dive

for Life

inside the divan.

 

 

HOLY CROCODILE MAKER

of Hurgada!

 

IZ-MI

ITS ME!

WELLCOME!

IMSHALLAH!

UNBELIEVABLY

UNBELIEVABLE

UNBELIEF-

UNBELIEVING

BELIEVER!

INFIDEL

BLESSED

WITH A BUZZ

BLITZED

BLISS

BLISSED-OUT!

KISSED BY THE HALF MOON

SCARAB ON THE RUN

LEVITATING LIKE PARACELSUS

SHELLEY AND ELVIS

HELIOSPHERICAL

UN-CLERICAL

LOOSE AND EASY

MY LEFT SHOE

ON PLANET MU

 

THE SETTING SUN’S

COPTIC DEFORMED SMILE

ENLIGHTENS

THE ANCIENT SPHINX

 

 

 

DISPOSSESSED

REDEEMERS

GENUFLECT TOWARDS MECCA-

PRAYERS PERCOLATE BELOW

THE PIPELINE

TO HELL

MOTHER OF ALL SMOKING GUNS.

 

IN THE LOBBY

ENTRANCE OF GLADIATORS!

INTERNET

GIN AND TONIC

CYBER SPACE

PROKOFIEFF

KALASCHNIKOW

DISCO-CD

SAUCE TRILOGY

TOSSED GENOME SALAD

HALLO,

WHEN IS LUNCH AND WHAT’S FOR DINNER?

ENTA AHMEL:E

KEFAHLAK

 

There is Egyptian music playing now. Outside, a hammered new moon lies on its back, looking into a cloudless, starry night. Amr-moon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bedded underneath mushrooms, wind walls woven palm leave,

watching life on other coloured colonies sprayed along the bay,

the Red Sea Caribbean blue waters lie wave less.

In the west, a row of sharp bad teeth stretches a black and red silhouette of the Eastern Mountain Range.

It is from there, that a cool, sandy wind blows, to mingle with the mist, embracing the islands to Arabia and Sinai.

On a trail to the beach of the 4 Star Hotel Princess, visited by many Russians, a Bedouin hauls a above it all camel through the dust. Hysterical banana boats draw circles in foam, dump screaming human cargo into the cold sea. Unperturbed little nakedness continues building castles of sand, made to last forever, and a minute.

Every now and then, agile like balloons, feisty silicon titties pop into the optic. While Muftis pull a damaged glass bottom boat to shore, a waiter battles armful of empty whiskey bottles.

Ships move along the horizon, slow as snails, towards Suez, or the Horn of Africa.

 

Internet finds the number of the German Archaeological Institute.

A first step, getting in touch with my buddy from late puberty. Telephone Operator plugs the connections into the same wooden switchboard, Bogey used to call Ingrid in Casablanca, to exchange whispered secrets.

In Cairo, the friendly voice of the Institute’s secretary supplies all the info, of the bat, - GD’s mobile phone number, and present location.

 

Switchboard, busy connecting with Abydos, had me ruminate about time, and how much, or little of it there might be, for a coryphée in the pantheon of deeper knowledge.

GERONIMO DREYERS BRAIN MIGHT HAVE TRANSFORMED INTO A SINGLE TEMPLE COMPLEX, filled with gods, visions, ancient worlds, shadows that know, hieroglyphs, mummies, pharaonic fungi, extra terrestrial messages even!

Worst scenario,-memories tossed to the wayside, gone, faded, obsolete,

…and friends forgotten!

He might be on another planet all together, -what did I know.

Come what may. People change.

LIFE IS A GAS!

The receiver pressed to the ear, I listen to the flow of my first electronic crossing of the Nile.

This is exciting!

 

 

On the other side of the great river, an Egyptian picks up, shouts something into space, and hands the phone to GD.

I announce my return, from formative years, and I feel a whirlpool, bubbling with grey, in perfect absence of fungi, or other planetary memory depleted brain cells!

ALLAH IS MIGHTY, says he

ALLAH IS GREAT, says I

THREE METER SIXTY, says he

NEVER LATE,

BUT UNEMPLOYED! Says I.

Deep inside, the original Swede had remained.

 

GD recommended, that we jump into a cab, and see him in Abydos, right away, -he’d be delighted to pay for the trip!

As a matter of fact, his calendar offered slack time till the weekend. Something about an ambassadors visit, taking his every minute then.

The economic, alternative transportation would be the bus to Qena, the train north, along the Nile to Balayana, the rest to Beth el Almani in Abydos, by cab and escort.

The distance of about 400km, could take two days.

No matter how we’d get there, we were on our way, and said Salaam.

 

 

Inquiring about a cab, Telephone Operator recommended one of his many Taxi driving cousins.

One hour later, Hosni, in best of years, proud owner of a thirty year old, white Renault Station Wagon Cab, meets me by the bar.

Cool Stella at hand, I ask about the fare to Abydos.

A thoughtful pause, a gesture like Heyerdahl 500 miles off Barbados, finally: “ One way? Round Trip?”

“One way,” and add, that we would stay a few days.

Sucking on his Marlboro, which are cheap, Hosni draws a number.

“Seven hundred and fifty pounds- One way, ok?”, he goes.

Holy Rhino!

It didn’t take much to feign shock over the lofty altitude of this particular number.

A sudden attack lifts me off the sofa, drops me on the mirror marble floor cold,-accompanied by shouts of help and calls for a doctor!

This clever tactic drew the interest of believers and infidels alike.

Reanimated by Stella, I get off the floor, an unbeaten pilgrim:

”Four hundred fifty pounds, cold Egyptian cash! Take it or leave it!”

Hosni took it, because, “you are a gentleman”, as he put it.

Of course I am, obvious, and left me secure in the illusion, being a great talent, a wizard in the art of bargain.

 

 

Departure set for six A.M., the Convoy would leave from a check point on the outskirts, at seven.

Russian roadblocks of childhood forced their image to my here and now, on a fucked planet.

Who fucked the planet?

We all did.

Repressive Imams of Islam did not help much either.

On the contrary.

Just recently, one respected, bespectacled, authentic, original old-timer, a highly holy Saudi sheikh had declared the earth a plate, and anyone who believed other wise, a damned, ignorant, victim of dirty propaganda, spread by crusaders, Christians, Jews, Americans. Heavenly virgins awaited the dinosaurs of Allah for fucking in paradise, under the influence, as a reward for foreskins pulled over the ears of Infidels, ambushed in the mountains, and halt Tourism once and for all.

That’s why they travel in convoy.

 

A kick to the tires, intended to assure the perfect condition of his vehicle, Hosni remarked, that one incarnation of Egyptian Mike Schumacher, actually was himself.

Below the rear view mirror, gently beckoning, the hand of Fatima waves.

 

Dawns early light struggles across the crack between Nutes front teeth, again.

Driving south, the gods of pigment paint mountains a ever deeper red, wash the continent in yet another glorious morning, beyond borders, all the way to the Sudan.

Starvation, slavery, killing in gods name and what not, are the Amen in churches, and mosques of power hungry, greedy mother fuckers there.

Checkpoint 1 collects busses, Pick-Ups, cars, trucks, 4by4, taxi-vans to make the convoy one mile long.

General and driver are at the ready inside a blue Toyota, soldiers armed with machine guns sit astern, on benches beneath a canvas roof.

Military loiters at the roadblock.

Hosni left the car for an audience with black and green uniformed warriors,-granted after a humble wait of several minutes.

The experience makes him wear a satisfied smile on his return.

He had managed to arrange for the number ONE position, behind the Generals car, official, sanctioned.

Egypt Shoomi would show us, where a pro hangs his hammer!

 

 

 

Drunk with morning light, and high from high octane, the caravan gets moving, sets into motion, lifts off.

Full blood Egyptian sounds arise to heaven, or wonder longingly from dune to dune. In front lies the dark silhouette of the Eastern Mountains, ready to swallow the column. Soon serpentines begin to reach for fast approaching heights, past snakes, dead cars, through canyons with summits, decorated along the edge with stone sculptures. In regular interval, these great aesthetics a la Moore, remind to natures perfection.

 

Suddenly centrifugal powers take hold, prop us from side to side.

The drivers joy in driving became more and more apparent.

A few dare devils began playful, to initiate risky manoeuvrings.

By luck or purpose, the divider line inside the windy ascent had been dug to a ditch, preventing cars from passing each other.

-a marvellous occasion to the Sultans of asphalt though, to pump a little life into the old trot, and promote themselves to happy, cunning masters over Mensch and Matter.

At the hierarchy’s very top, lounge the captains inside their desert ship tourist busses rich upholstery, pneumatic swaying thrones, sunken kings of horizons, playing first trumpet, Toilette and TV on board.

Packing 600horses, twelve cylinders and Allah’s will between their legs, they kick the dust for the rest of the world to swallow.

Pilgrims packed tight in rickety rickshaws, fly blind through clouds of sand, a mighty foghorn blowing down their necks.

Like a melody steadily driven to greater heights of ecstasy and speed, sons of the Sphinx take off their white gloves, anchor lead feet securely to accelerators, and whip the shit out of screaming engines at their mercy.

Thus the caravan urges on.

One road warrior fades inside furious steam of a busted radiator. Black clouds of burned oil explode to wobbling, foul farts.

Mantra on lips, tickle the resolve in Allah,

moving on the edge of a devils plot,

we drive and pray,

will we live,

or will we rot.

 

The privilege of position 1, behind the general, seemed to have made us object of envy.

No wonder the competition had us by the balls, before we knew it!

 

Sudden humiliation visited upon Hosni like lightning, when under suppressed forbidden curses, moistening the collar of his still fresh blue linen shirt, one member of the fearless Fellahs road warrior, driving for the glory of Egypt, degrades us to position number TWO.

 

As far as Anke and I was concerned, it did not matter, how fast we progressed, really. All we wanted, to enjoy the ride of our perpetual honeymoon, listen to Egyptian music, get it on in the backseat…..

 

Hosni, a man of ambitions, great belief in the future, and driven by emotions as well, went to work.

His torso squeezed to a wild vibrating steering wheel, he fought duel after duel of dare or die, struggling hard to re-conquer our legitimate, privileged position ONE.

From the start of his first determined attack, stoically maintaining an unforgiving, intimidating attitude, that said:

YOU MIGHT BE A MUSLIM, AND A BROTHER, BUT UNLESS I HAVE MY NUMBER BACK, I DON’T CARE,

IF YOU SEE MECCA, EVER AGAIN!

Pushing the metal to the limit, he ultimately grabbed the moment itself, passing half ass on the side, leaving the asphalt, kicking a mean shower of gravel, cruel enough to shatter a windshield or two. He passed them all,-three, four vehicles, side by side, approaching the blind of a nasty curve.

Glued like a dick to a donkey, welded to the general’s bumper,

he finally did triumph.

Back in the saddle, frantic Fellahs had no chance.

My left/right foot imaginary brake pedal had begun to emit a musty odor during the ordeal, and my thoughts drifted to Capricorn, scratching his hairy ass on the mountain rim, poking horn at Moorish formations of stone, tempting a tumbling, down upon our sorry asses.

Assassins of some local prophet appear out of no where in Act 2, foreskin gone, money gone, fucked.

 

But then there is Fatima,

waving her hand,

whispers:

Habibi, Habibi-IKIMASU SUKI SUKI,

Darling relax!

Enjoy Life, my Love!

….and look at here!

A bay opens out, into a stretch of desert, says hallo and good bye. Close to the horizon, a Bedouin wanders in a river of sand.

Now and then, the skeleton of a dead car whizzes by, glitter of broken glass sparkle like diamante necklaces, strung along the highway.

Keep that lead!

Checkpoint 3

Coffee shop line-up, plastic cup melting in hand,

woven reed bucket register

greedy greetings

gold leaf the dessert.

I tell my monkey to blow the place up.

Meanwhile the bucket is full with Russian dollars.

Outside, camels wait to be taken for a ride, children carry sheep in their arms. They are not allowed to beg, but flout: Pen! Pen!

 

Are they saying: Will I ever own a pen, and know to write, for you to read, what I would like to say:

Cough up some bread, gringo?!

 

The caravan continues on its way, hops over asphalt sausages behind a roadblock, and hurries down the mountain, towards the Eastern Desert.

 

A trembling rear view mirror shows a collection of rusty buckets, held together by bed springs, on tires without a profile, compete in hoot and honking horns.

Black flatulence escapes their dented extremities. A bunch of Sunnis, Shiites, Wahabis, only god knows where these brothers hail from,

are determent to have a word also, get some respect, know what I mean?

Unimpressed, Hosni deflects the first aggressive encounter with zigzags to the left, zigzags to the right, distributes generous amounts of gravel in the process, whispering defiant classic Arabic curses, mixed to flowery sounds of Radio Cairo.

The sons of the desert, whoever they were, did appreciate the attention Hosni bestowed upon them, and responded, lightening flashes in their eyes, crazy laughter, supported by a hysterical, wicked singing of metal, that ignites to prominence with a fiery display of furious sparks, little comets, thrown in for the hell of it.

Flying through the desert, there is no intimidating Hosni though, who knows how to give zero inch skin of his teeth, bared steadfast at the enemy of fair competition, nor a boisterous camel fart.

Allah the merciful!

 

I had increasingly become concerned about our well being by then, and offered a whiff, for the Muftis to take at my stinky finger.

They liked it, asking for more.

I offered the fuck finger first, -without response whatsoever.

A resolute pulling a truckers horn signal followed:

FUCK OFF YOU GUYS!

 

Somewhat taken, digesting, interpreting, they fall back a bit,

only to return with vigor, a vengeance and enthusiasm, that is unique.

As a last resort in the sphere of speechless communication, I paint the hieroglyph of the bad finger itself, into the dust of the rear window.

The Sheiks love it! Muftis are delighted! A smashing success!

 

Out of an ancient, green bucket, RAMSES painted on its dented metal, his highness tooth gapped laughter shines with joy and pride in his work, unarming, leaving me with nothing but a Killroy, -

and faith in fate.

In the end, its all in Allah’s hand!

Frantically waving, swinging from side to side like a window wiper, Fatimas hand conducts the concerts agony of man and machine.

Hair is standing out of my sweaty collar, like weed.

 

Each duel is followed by an interlude of relaxation and tranquillity, when all parties replenish their body fluids, lighten up another Marlboro or Cleopatra, and get set for new challenges, that lie ahead, inside the mirror of collective adrenalin.

This time, a new species in quest of Allah’s will had to be dealt with: Ghost riders, moving on track of incoming traffic, while a cloud of dirt and dust behind us, regurgitates a formation a la Minneapolis 500, and thunders down the Serpentines.

They are motivated.

Driven by one desire only, -to separate, un-weld, undo, unglue us from the bumper of ‘der Führer’,

and shove our crusade ass down the cliff!

Am I being paranoied… or is it just having fun in Egypt?

I close my eyes.

This is the end!

Here it comes!

And here it is!….

Slightly annoyed, the General projects his authority with delicate, manicured finger spiel, of a gold embellished hand, a study in motion:

TAKE THE LEAD OFF!

COOL IT, BOYS!

 

We are saved!

The faithful slow down, everybody lines up in a prayer bead.

Time to give praise!

Allah is great !

…and Hosni number One Tamam Shumi!

 

Down in the flatland, a distant railroad track, mounted on a dyke made of stone and cement, runs parallel the highway, through a hot dessert to Qena. Workers toile, attach large slabs of rock to the ravine. Thermometers read 130 degrees. They say, that it is winter here as well, and I don’t want to know what summer might be like.

A donkey limps near washed out adobe huts, investigates trapped garbage, announcing the proximity of the city.

In Qena, the convoy heads south, to the Valley of the Kings.

We drive north on a country road.

 

Puffing on his cigarette with relish, leisurely refuelling the tank, Hosni enjoys himself, checks the oil, washes windows, empties ash trays, gets cold Colas from the station, takes care of his passengers.

Our journey continues underneath a canopy of trees, feeding from waters, running along both sides of the highway.

Dusty saturated green of palms shadow play reflect dramatic beauty, washed in intense light and smoke, rising like dew from shaded groves below, where camels, donkeys, chicken and egrets congregate.

Veiled women squat by the river washing, as if entranced by Nubian melodies, coming from the wall of reed nearby.

Matter of fact, once in a while, a place by the river carries a Reed line:

There is nothing to eat, that don’t carry the stink of human waste, dumped into the Nile….

Fishermen in blue boats and white caftans appear dancing, glide standing over the waters. Others just hover about.

Huff’s and puff’s pumps spit divine essence on the land and transform the Delta into phosphorescent green of rice and sugar cane. That sugar cane that taste so good!.

The brandy is called BLIND MAKER in these parts.

No Bars by the side of the road.

No way to stop either. We are escorted, past miles of adobe,

three and four storied, running on the western side of the canal,

and remind of Indian Reservations in Arizona and New Mexico.

Opposite, mysterious worlds carved in wood and stone,-mansions of landowners living in 1001.

 

The green steadily grows greener, rivers widen, a cooling of air sets in.

Oh, the smell of it!

Mother of Africa!

The Nile is near!

A bridge approaches.

Another checkpoint puts us to a stop, and wait of many precious Egyptian minutes, until a new escort arrives.

This escort thing proved to be a royal pain in the ass, since the very fact singled you out like a polar bear, posing by the pyramids.

It high-jacked the vision into the very future also, annihilated the view of the here and now, replaced it with nervous machine guns, dancing on knees of ambivalent soldiers, guarding us from wild hairy Fellahs, wearing grown together eyebrows for a cap, swinging a Syrian blade, obsessed with getting laid, and cutting off some Infidels balls….

 

Dense traffic moved slow at this snug, shadowy bottleneck by the Nile. Congestion plagues checkpoint 4, nestled in a narrow S-curve, lined with ancient trees. Raggedy figures huddle in mighty mountains of sugarcane, carried by donkeys graceful step, and scurry past. Trucks loaded like house squeeze by, expel all movement to the sides of the rickety road.

A big woman in black, fills a bucket of water from a tank, sitting next to the river. She is the first woman, sighted since the coast.

Next to her, a soldier embraces a civil friend, passionately circum navigates the black cloth of his behind.

Its touching, to see the troops happy, like children, walk hand in hand.

Along the shores of the river, reflections of gold rise steep to the range of a mighty mountain, and disappear at the top as the Eastern Dessert.

Another Escort will deliver us into the Western.

Plain clothed, an Egyptian V-man finally arrived.

He didn’t say a word

Have you heard

This one from GRAUCHO:

VICTOR MATURES TITS ARE BIGGER

THAN GRETA GARBO AND CLEOPATRAS!

 

HE DIDN’T BLINK

HIS SPHINX

 

LAND OF FORBIDDEN LAUGHTER

NO GETTING HI

JUST GETTING BY

THE SKIN OF YOUR TEETH

BITE NOTHING

GREEDY PEOPLE

ENEMIES OF MERRIMENT

PLUNGE THE PLANET

INTO RECESSION

AND A DEEP DEPRESSION

 

 

IN MUWASTED EL- WAHIB

A HIPPO THREE FEET DEEP

A SECRET AGENT

WRITING OPUS

ON A LOCUS

WITH A LOTUS

WHILE WE WAIT

AND MEDITATE

 

THE SPHINX SMILES

THE SMILE OF ETERNITY

 

A MUEZZIN CALLS FOR PRAYER

FROM HIS MINARET GATE

A CLEAR SIGN

ITS GETTING LATE.

 

 

The last stage of our voyage hurries us, escorted with Jeep, General and soldiers, along a canal full of sand, towards downtown Abydos. The paved asphalt turns to a sandy path, swings up a hill, past a fence, guarding the monumental Portal to the Temple of SETHOS and RAMSES2 below.

The plaza in front lies deserted, no welcome committees in sight.

Forbidden streets open to taboo kasbahs of mud, with donkeys, goats and chicken. Children congregate under the observant eye of a few camels, around smoky fires.

A turn into the desert, and they are gone.

At the horizon, the Western Mountain range rises to tectonic level, holding the dessert from there to the beaches of Morocco and Senegal.

An oasis to its feet sparkles with fauna and white washed adobe, like a jewel box:

Bet El Almani.

When we halt, an elder gentleman, wearing an apron, swinging a cooking spoon, shows at the kitchen door.

We had arrived!

 

Despite Ankes efforts to befriend two curious dogs, they dared not approach. No wonder!

A vegetarian, she did not wave Wieners or Frankfurters.

In intervals of a few hundred yards, military machine gun men guarded the compound in 2 by 2 brick huts, a palm roof to protect from the sun.

Waving a hallo, they cheerfully waved back.

Meanwhile Hosni had unpacked our bag, looking expectations.

I thanked him for a wonderful ride, and admirable driving expertise:

”Hosni Tamam Number One Schummi, Shukran, Shukran!”,

handed him his Egyptian pounds.

“When you go back?” he wanted to know.

“In 2 days”.

“Ok. I drive you”

“Wait one Egypt minute, ok?”

“Tamam, ok”

“I speak with Professor”

GD steps through the gate laughing, loose, fit and happy to see us. We all embrace.

Somewhat impatiently, the General seeks a signature on the receipt for his human cargo,- says Salaam, and disappears in dune land.

Hosni steps into the picture.

I let GD. do the bargaining, and save one hundred pounds on the return trip, departure set for 10 am, in two days time.

 

“Step right in.”

Before we enter a white room with a copula, the no women kitchen crew of two men, two boys is assembled, and introduced with names, that are not easy to remember.

The light of a setting sun projects rays of vibrant red, blue and green, shining through coloured glass, dotting the dome.

“Can I offer you something to drink? Water, Tea, Juice, Coffee, Wine?”

“I would love some water!”, says Anke.

“I’ ld walk a mile for a cold beer”, say I.

GD. gets water and beer from a fridge, marks one down in a communal beer list.

 

Three feet walls keep the chamber cool.

Underneath the copula sits a table for ten, a rack for books, and a sofa to fall, like stone in water.

A picture on the wall shows two Ladies at the turn of the century, arms slung over each other shoulders like buddies, cheery as if they had just found the grave of OSIRIS.

For company, a stern portrayal of a distinguished Gentleman of same period, decorates the space next to it.

“I still have a bit of work to do, take care of a few things….

The Ambassador has to clear the excavations moneys for the coming season. This is very important!… Dinner is at seven.

You meet the colleagues then…We’ll have a bottle of wine in my place after”.

 

Through an open door, the view wanders to a rich green, and flower grown courtyard, where workers finish white wash walls, getting set, to call it a day.

Arabian newspaper covers windows and doors.

Birds sing in palm trees and flower bushes. A white stairway winds to the terrace, for a view of Umm el Qaab,

Mother of pots – Mother of shards.

 

Dinner travelled through an opening from the kitchen, and arrived on our table, served by a young Egyptian.

GD introduced his colleagues, a crew of students, doctoral aspirants, women and men, technical staff, all starved and digging in.

 

He and I had plenty to reminisce, and continued where we left off thirty years ago.

Our common scholarly domicile, a mysterious, musty, mossy forest embracing it, with a promise of light, at its end and the grand adventure beyond: the quest, not for enchantment and deeper knowledge alone, but excitement, adventure, and mischief.

Anecdotes of our boarding school years, with Stella’s invigorating power and sharp cheese, amongst a variety of other good things, came back as easy as time travel.

Looking for Religion at the Haifish Bar by the lake,

Poetry of Rum and Cola nights,

prayers for sex

with an experienced slut,

MUSE and MADONNA,

all in one.

Curious,

yellow,

wishing, -only to conclude, since nothing ever happened, that the kiss of THE MUSE alone, was the real thing..

The reward of the experience came in ungodly early morning hour, with heart tearing cries of a tortured cat, tied to the arm of a violin, played by the sandman of insanity.

 

 

We students on the lower end of the food chain, housed by eight, in one room.

Indescribable fascination, and electric charges emanated from girls dorm, next to ours, held me in its feverish grip through out my career as a boarder, stimulated not only my own glands to a point of no return, but tyrannized everyone’s hormones and dreams, by day and night.

During class break, unspeakable urges of pleasure and lust, drove each inmate to disappear behind his pop up bed, and jerk off like a sweaty rabbit,

THE MYSTERY OF PENETRATION BEFORE HIS VERY EYES!

 

Rediscovering distant planet youth with hilarious laughter, colleagues of archaeology, hailing from both parts of a united Germany seemed withdrawn, -

did they worry about the dent I put into their beer supply?

 

Running low, I offered to pick up a few six-packs downtown.

They chuckled, ”…beer has to be ordered, and delivery of a case takes a week, besides,- without an escort, there is no way out of here”.

A severe Monsieur Malineau, a French man, who cleared a few graves a hundred years ago, now looked out of the picture frame,

a musical tyrant.

A little grass from the Nile would have gone a long way here, but thinking about it, seemed taboo 2.

Not so long ago, cool Bedouins had gathered at this very place to pay homage to forbearers and gods, cheer Ramses of numerous dynasties, rejoice in Sethos, celebrate their ancestors long journey,

get hi and supply their predecessors with all kind of intoxicating offerings,

That they may have a good time, in their afterlife.

Unfortunately, they did not stop at this Oases anymore.

.

 

 

 

THE EAR TO THE GROUND

LISTENS TO ANCIENT SYMPHONIES

EATEN BY DUST,

THE SONGS OF SLAVES,

AND LIONS ROAR,

KEEP HIS HIGHNESS

ENTERTAINED.

 

“To Life and Love, old friend!”

“To Love and Life!

“To the originations of writing!”

“To the mother of shards!”

“Cheers to the mothers,

 cheers to youth!”…

……when premonition touched the world of our tender souls, sinking in pillow dreams, of wild and sleepless nights, longing to be free, whatever that might be, drowning the screech of streetcar number 16, switching track in the middle of the night.

Not long after, pistol shots fired, ripped through the drum of

BILL HALEY’s

ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK, and

ANNOUNCED THE GOLDEN DAWN

OF A NEW ERA.

 

 

“CHEERS TO THE STATIC OF UTE’S NYLONS!”

To her feet, on our knees, we had listened, realized the magic resonance of static, minuscule sparks, tiny lightning escaping the spheres of her black silken, highly electromagnetic, yet transparent thighs, informally rubbing each other, taking our breath away, to Breathless in Paris to

Breathless in Prague

“To Ute!”

“To Nute!”

Nostalgic for Poetry of books, lost in poker games,

smoking, drinking at Brandy’s, the third man, wanted a recital.

After thirty years, every line still in place, GD gave in to BENN: MENSCHEN GETROFFEN.

I did my ballad of FAT MARGOT, by VILLONS.

 

“The third man is married, and living in Paris. A few days ago, I found out, that he is professor for literature, teaching Love Poems by the ‘Young’ Goethe. Maybe we should visit in the summer, have a little reunion?”

“To the City of Love,… anytime!

But first you got to tell me….What brought you to Abydos?

What made you become an archaeologist, also

I AM CURIOUS ABOUT THIS ORIGIN OF WRITING THING…”

“Well, there is little to tell.”

 

Mandelbaum Gate, that’s where his first voyage to the Orient ended. His VW died there. Out of funds, and far from home, he hired out, picking oranges in a Kibbutz.

”There is no tree by the Gate at the border,- its the sign at the supermarket, that says Mandelbaum.”

 

Sudden Enlightenment visited him in Jerusalem, on top of The Wall, on sunset, a inner voice suggested:

”Mensch! Archaeology!.. could be your thing!”,

He went to study in Hamburg, and digging in Massada, and on to Egypt.

“That’s it already!”

“That easy?”

”Nothing to it!”

“Amazing!”

GD. drew another bottle out of the wooden closet.

Champagne this time.

PANG, was all she said, foaming at the mouth.

 

“I’ve been living in Egypt, for close to twenty years,

-most of it here, at the Mother of shards.”

His thoughts seemed to drift back twenty for a second, and said, “well, in the end, it was all worth it!”

“If shards are supposed to bring luck, you should be swimming in it!”

“Luck is a fickle thing”, he said, “I would love to write poems, get enchanted, fall in love again!

 Damn! I want to live! I want to fly again!”

“ Yeah, sometimes you got to jump into the abyss, and spread your wings”, I volunteered,

“…FLY THE IKARIAN SEA FEARLESS MY BROTHER, THAT IT MAY MAKE YOU A BETTER, HAPPIER, MAN!”

 

“TAKE ME TO THE SOURCE! REVEAL THE MYSTERY OF SCRIPT! TELL ME WHAT THE ORIGIN OF WRITING IS ALL ABOUT!“

We sat by the table with two large amphorae resting in beds of red velvet.

From the cotton, inside a little box, GD carefully extracted stamp sized plates of ivory, stone and clay, decorated with engravings and holes, incised on its upper sections,.

“The DIA is an economic force in Abydos, and employs around one hundred and fifty people from town, who shovel and sieve sand all day. Tons, mountains of it. Each bucket has to be sieved through. Each sieve progressively gets finer, the probability of an antique molecule found, becomes greater.

The lucky finder is rewarded with a bonus!”

He hands me some papers, titled: ‘AT THE BEGINNING OF TIME’ and heads for the john, leaves me reading up on prehistoric Egypt.

 

First gods, then half-gods reigned over Egypt,-

HORUS, ARES, ANUBIS, HERAKLES, APPOLLO, AMMON, TITHEOS, SOSUS, ZEUS.

In succession of the dead, half-gods, the first kingdom counted eight kings.

THIS, the first, reigned for 52 years. He was carried away by a hippo and died. His son ATHOTIS kept the throne for 27 years, and built his palace in MEMPHIS.

With the successor of HORUS, someone called MENES, and with him arises the question, if he was the king of the first dynasty, who united Upper and Lower Egypt?!

 

“From all earlier dynasties, only two remain for an identification as MENES”, says GD, “HORUS NAMER or HORUS AHA.

These gentlemen lived around 3000BC, and show the first with an upper Egyptian crown and club, hovering in conquerors pose, holding the enemy by his hair”.

Another plaque portraits him as a falcon, holding people of the marshes, signified by a papyrus leaf, on a nose string.

The next event evolved around a club head, found at HIERAKONPOLIS, “representing king SKORPION during a ritual in Lower Egypt, and here….now it gets interesting!…we have so-called

Tax statements, of the last pre dynastic sovereign, HORUS KA and IRJ-HOR, who already differentiated commerce and taxes, of Upper and Lower Egypt,.

Just recently, after a second investigation by the Institute, a piece of ivory discovered in Abydos, turned out to be a so-called annual balance sheet, fastened to a delivery of oil, as an etiquette,

telling of the location it came from, as well as the year of delivery.

The number of years were not yet determent then, by the time a king would rule, but by the mention of a significant event of the year…here, have a look!” shoves a magnifying glass under my nose.

A collection of little Picassos, by the hand of HIS master, pattern and hexagrams, engraved in ivory and stone.

“These are accounts of quantity, how many tons of goods made it to where, when and what”, points to the engraving under the magnifier:

“We took a phonetic look at these figures: here a stork with a chair, here chair with stork! It doesn’t make any sense, no matter how you shake it, except for the phonetics of each hieroglyph, which give you a ‘ha’ for stork and an ‘st’ for chair- together they make ‘bast’

and are proof of a written statement, describing the name to a Delta town of the old kingdom, called BASTA.”

Better things were yet to come…!

“These are predecessors to hieroglyphs … orientation of the signs, pointed to the beginning,…

different sign sequence from left to right, or right to left… the stork stands in front of the chair”.

A snake appears under the glass.

“Beneath the snake, a mountain range with a zigzag engraved above. Both, snake with phonetic ‘dshu and mountain, the snake only giving a consonant, the bow with a zigzag is the hieroglyph for ‘gereh’,

night and darkness, reads ‘dshu-gereh’, meaning mountains of darkness, the west, where the sun goes down. These are just a few of many examples I’ll show you,-but the simple fact, that I am reading, BY RECREATING THE MEANING OF ITS CONTENT

MAKES THIS WRITING!

THIS IS SCRIPT!”

We emptied our glasses, congratulatory.

GD rose off his chair, took the 5000 year old amphora out of her red, silken resting place, to ceremonial and festive present a toast to this very special occasion, and declare:

HEREWITH IS PROVEN, THAT THE MOTIVATION

TO THE CREATION OF WRITING,

DID NOT ARISE

OUT OF MAN’S TRANSCENDENTAL; POETIC NEEDS

AND DESIRES,

BUT PURE COMMERCE AND BUREAUCRACY!”…

…says it, and awakes a genie sleeping inside the bottle!

 

Amphora jumps to life as an oiled carp, trying to escape the frying pan. A diagonal dance of hip hop and Houston inside his unfocused embrace, she tears at his slippery grip. Following her every motion, eager to recapture her affection, GD struggles for an awkward lead, tangos, gets lost catching butterflies, with his bare hands, desperately trying to hold on to her gorgeous body.

To no avail.

Renitent, determined, she slips down the declining gorge of his outstretched arms, as if he held the gates to time itself, and sails with a liberating loop de loop from fates exhibitionistic existence,

decides, despite advances in fusion, to return with ungracious capriole, and an awesome bang, to the mother of shards!

WOW!

HOLY STRAW MATRASS!

 

Surprised, perplexed, baffled and amazed, we admire the drama of the mess to our feet.

Opportunity to participate in feelings of guilt did not arise,

we had arrived at the third bottle by then.

GD recommended, that we relax.

“Don’t worry! I did her once, I do her again!”

 

He did do, and re-glue, I am not sure, he slept at all that night.

 

 

Hidden under a magnifying cap, holding ,examining, searching for imperfections of her slender filigree neck, and yet to be completed preciousness, I approached to pay homage to her resurrection and resurrect-or.

To hip me to its significance, GD. redrew the outline of a pregnant hippo, painted on her body.

“This vase tells about a hippo hunt, a pregnant hippo hunt, that is. Hunting was the main occupation of the upper class. A large hippo carries a smaller hippo, drawn inside her belly. Here is the hunter, wearing a feathered crown, attacking with a spear. Another swings a lasso, or bola.

Maybe they preferred to hunt animals, that are not fast”.

An hour later, Amphora lay restored to original beauty, a virgin the day of first adhesion, in a bed of red silk, emanating a breath of archaeological perfume of germane UHU.

:

Morning wakes Umm el Qaab, mother of shards.

Uncountable red brown dots paint the sand to the horizon.

A shred of shard connects directly to the Godheads, buried a few feet under, who once inhaled the same miracle oxygen, and drank invigorating beer of wonderful life.

In respect to the latter, they were far more progressive than the inhabitants of the present, running shovel in hand, toward a distant hole in the desert.….

 

 

 

 

 

“This once was the holiest place in all of Egypt”.

GD. marks the area with a wide gesture.

“The old Egyptians believed their god Osiris, who according to myth, was an early king, to be buried in Abydos. They knew, here lay their oldest kings and began searching for the grave of Osiris around 2000BC.

Already then, excavations were done, partially identified and places of worship installed.

Every devout Egyptian travelled here at least once in his life, to worship the dead. This used to be a very busy place, a kind of Mecca of early days”, GD does a little dance, lights up a cigarette, “what interests us most, are the graves of the earliest kings themselves, from around 3000BC.

The sovereigns, not only of the first and second dynasty lie buried beneath us, but as we have ascertained, their predecessors up to

DYNASTY ZERO,

 as well”, adding with pleasure,

“WHICH WE HAD TO INTRODUCE,

IN ORDER TO FURTHER FOLLOW ANCIENT EGYPTIAN HISTORY ”.

“Sounds like the end of the rainbow! He goes to Egypt, finds DYNASTY ZERO!”.

Pointing in the direction of the Nile. “Somewhere in the fertile region over there, a settlement existed, who’s inhabitants installed their ordinary cemetery here,- up until the graves of kings finally emerged, including the ones of dynasty one and two, which we are investigating”.

 

 

Strolling towards the rim of a burial chamber, bedded deep inside the sand, he went on.

 “These graves had been excavated a hundred years ago, but with methods of those days insufficient documented, leaving many a question wide open. That’s why we decided twenty years ago, to do the whole thing over again, sift, sieve and strain the entire site, one more time. Especially mountains of rubble and debris contain large amounts of supplements and gifts still, are looked at close.

We also investigate the architecture of the graves.

Why do they look the way they look, how are they built, what’s the meaning of all this, and have learned a lot about the early stages of pyramid building from it.”

At the rim we looked down on rows of dozens of small excavated chambers…

“The first dynasty contained large amount of side burials. Servants and followers were killed, in order to serve their master on the other side. His dogs to accompany him on hunting trips, lay buried there. Besides bones we did not find anything. Grave robbers of pre Egyptian times had been at work, -anyway, once in while something interesting makes it to the surface.”

Turning to the main event, the main grave, the size of a small cathedral, resting twenty feet below, GD explains:

“We are in the process restoring this grave, to get in idea how something like this might have looked like originally. The structure is in pretty bad shape,…. bricks that carry a DIA stamp are produced by us, original fashion,… take care not to step onto this old wall”.

Before we reach the underground passage, leading to the inside of the grave, GD points to a ravine in the south of the Western Mountain Range:

I SUSPECT THE ENTRANCE TO THE LAND OF THE DEAD INSIDE THIS GORGE.

ACCORDING TO OLD EGYPTIAN BELIEFS,

THE DEAD TRAVELLED WITH THE SUN

THROUGH THE NIGHT, TOWARD HIS RESURRECTION”.

He turned, facing the direction of the Nile again.

“It is thought, that the settlements are of special significance, because by and by, chiefs and local warlords subjugated the surrounding land. The first kingdom to conquer all of Egypt originated here. …”

“Did the Nile run, where it is running today?” Anke wanted to know.

“Originally the Nile ran near, closer to the desert.

Nowadays it runs 10km away.

These early kings were buried in the tradition of their ancestors, until the capitals relocation created the city of MEMPHIS,- which was too far away.That’s when building pyramids began, -near Cairo”.

 

Next to a wooden, deserted guard shack, painted with graffiti men, a massive portal leads down into the grave of DEWEN, one of the first dynasty’s remarkable kings. Hunched over, we step down the decline of a cool hallway. Intense rays of sun flood from below, reflect on walls, and light the ceilings lumber golden mahagony, carrying the desert above.

 

“…and what might this be?” Anke touches a piece of craftsmanship, a perfect modelled, circular indentation with an extrusion for tying, made of burnt clay or stone, recessed into the wall.

“ It’s a loop. That’s where we found the imprint of a door hinge and a door strike. This door turned, closed this way, locked and sealed with rope, tied through this loop- a common principle for door construction.

Next to the entrance, we found a pile of mud with an imprint of a seal, most likely attached to the lock of the door, and depicts, next to the god CHONTAMENTI, portrayed as a jackal, only the names of kings: CHONTAMENTI HORUS NARMER, CHONTAMENTI HORUS AHA, CHONTAMENTI, in second succession:

HORUS DJER, HORUS WADI the snake, HORUS DEWEN and king mother MERET NEI.

THIS SEAL WAS VERY HELPFUL IN ESTABLISHING THE CHRONOLOGY OF THE KINGS.

 

 

 

This slab of stone”, GD explains a elephant foot print, on the brick floor.

“PETRIE, who dug after AMELINEAU, thought this to be the base for an upright post.

Since we know, thanks to reconstructing the architecture inside out, it is clear that there could never have been an upright, and can only be explained, as base for a statue of the in STONE EMBODIED KING, TRANSFORMED TO SOUL, OR ETHEREAL BEING, LEAVING VIA THE SOUTHERN STAIRWAYS TOWARDS THE CANYON, FOR THE LONG TRIP THROUGH ETERNITY ”…

“…what about air circulation?” Anke asks

“There wasn’t any”

.”Slaves, jewellery, animals needed……”

 “There was plenty of air..”

“At least in the early phase”..

 

 

Entering into the chamber, GD recommended the DIA stamped brick for a step.

“Everything is reconstructed original fashion, brick by brick, made from mud of the Nile, air dried and set.

Each piece is cartographic documented. All of this, just for the pleasure to know the when, how, why, what for…those red bricks are originals, burned to stone in a fire in 2000BC. Oil in amphorae created an immense heat that baked the place. Initially this chamber was entirely laid out in granite”.

Round indentations along the upper section of the wall, as well as on the floor, tell of mighty crossbeams, that once carried the desert for a roof, and mightier still ,the gigantic uprights supporting it all.

”By the configuration of these indentations along the walls and floor, we were able to determine and define the quadrant, then had architrave drawn…just imagine the size of those beams, we won’t ever be able to replace”.

Five feet above it, cedar beams ran the entire length of the chamber, followed by a layer of reed matting, covered by tiles, once finished the actual roof.

 

“fragments of a large wooden shrine we found there, and here imprints, rows of amphorae. On the inside of the shrine lay the coffin with offerings…there’s nothing left of it, plundered early on, but a few items fell wayside.

“ Yeah…like we don’t need, .. trash it!” says Anke

“Sure, only certain things interested grave robbers.

In 2000BC, the old Egyptians found the grave of their god Osiris, excavated it, but were only partially interested in antiques.

Nothing further happened till a French man, Amelineau started digging the site, around the turn of the century. Back then, they did not have the possibilities we have today. I think, many things may have been lost or been plainly overlooked.

We have a better, deeper insight today. One is the significance of the space in the SW opening of each grave and side grave, leading to a stairwell, through which the resurrecting king can leave for the realm of the dead in the west, as example. That’s where the Western Mountain Range runs into the Wadi, entrance to the Great Beyond…at least, that’s what I suspect!

Insofar, the graves only seem to serve as way station to eternal life”.

 

Sitting on a stone, in the shade inside the grave, smoking, GD keeps ruminating. “Our predecessor archaeologists had excavated all this before, one of the reasons, hardly ever anything turns up, except in the garbage mounds. That is why we investigate each and every one of them. It will take years to do thousand of cubic meters, anyway, there is gold in those yonder hills …”

 

Suddenly a scarab appears, plays ball, manipulates his globe.

“Mr. Scarab!….show us the way to the old gods!”

“He isn’t alone, I looked!”

Triples sideway, rushes forth, zigzags.

“ Now, better shoot for higher ground!”

“Here comes his buddy!”

“The old Egyptians held the scarab in high esteem and thought him to be especially holy. They were extremely impressed by his qualities, and said: HERE IS ONE WHO COMES INTO BEING OUT OF NOTHINGNESS, HE MUST POSSESS A SPECIAL POWER OF LIFE.

They wanted this essence, this power to use for their new life after resurrection.

The bug, as hieroglyph reads: JHEBBA and means: to originate”.

“ Seems like Mr. Scarab has been around for a while….like forever”.

“ Yeah……insects shall survive us all”.

We left the grave to return to the desert. There, a rough breeze blew the words right of your mouth.

 

We hop into GD’s sand blasted jeep, and head in the direction of the gates of eternity.

 At the feet of a steep rising Western Mountain Range lie hills, criss-crossed by hundreds of tracks…

“ Whose might those be?” Anke asked

“ Desert fox”

“ There must be a lot of them out there! I have not seen a single one”.

“ They are rarely seen”.

 

On top of the hill, a figure in blue caftan swings a voluminous turban, conducts an invisible orchestra, claps hands and sings, recites sutras, undulates, calls names: “Mustafa!” is one. On approach, an imposing moustache grows like an echo chamber to his song, dedicated to the youth of Abydos, toiling down below in the grave pit.

Schlepping buckets of sand, dug from black and greyish ruins, urging across wooden planks, raised above the sandy decline, they hurry towards the sieve on the surface. A falcon eyed Native watches, recon neuters the exploit of prehistoric matter at the base. None could be sighted this morning, as yet.

It was still early, and the air refreshingly cool.

 

Late pre dynastic chambers tell a man by his grave, -of human beings, contend with humble arrangements as way stations to eternal life,- in contrast to the AHAs, who would not do without luxury, the hunt, -buried in monumental chambers, in company of followers and lions, a few feet off.

Some masonry of large, intact walls, still show remaining traces of paint. Other walls lie smashed, pressed together by powerful forces, stacked pancake of nature. The riddles answer to prehistoric deformations occurred with a rain storm four years ago, when one pleasant afternoon, the desert turned to a fierce sea without warning, and a mighty river came rushing through the gate of eternity, down the Wadi, flooding Beth El Almani, supplying sample proof of the weight, compacted masses of wet sand contributed to the phenomenon of the pancake mystery.

The day after the flood, the desert turned green, with many beautiful flowers.

 

GD lead us to another site.

“This grave lies further back in time. It belongs to CHASECHEMUI, a sovereign of the second dynasty from around 2700BC. It is 16m long and set much deeper …the original niveau of the desert is here”, points out change in a layer of sand, “five meter below, we’ll get to the top of the wall. From there, actual excavation begins.

All this sand got to go!

According to old, rough plans of our predecessors, twenty chambers are right beneath our feet, which we re-excavated already once.”

“ In the middle is the main chamber?”

“Cleared last year, but refilled, it has a chamber, recessed deep into the ground and set in lime stone, containing a wooden shrine. All other chambers around did not constitute side graves, but stored provisions and grave endowments”.

“ Must have been a mighty king!”

“ CHASECHEMUI was mighty, and the last king of the second dynasty. His chambers were packed with thousands of clay vessels, stone receptacles, a good amount of copper was found…..”

“Looks like a lot of work!”

“…. supposed to be finished and completed at the end of this campaign “.

“In six weeks?”

“…the end of April 2001. Till then, we got to have it ship shape, cleared and documented. Its going to be rough,-we might have to employ more workers”.

“ Darling! Do we need a job?”

 “They don’t pay much around here”.

“ What’s a days pay worth?”

“Eight Pounds”.

“ Well lets see, 57 to a pound times 8 is 4.50DM, by2 gets yaw two bucks and a quarter!”

“We better off, joining the Peace Corps!”

 

 

After a communal lunch, Anke and I wander the dunes in company of an Egyptian, to visit the temple of Ramses 2. in Abydos.

Our protector delivers us at its portal to another, in uniform, armed with a machine gun. Once he understands our wish to get inside, he hollers down an empty plaza, for the key. Nothing is moving. Egyptian Siesta.

Infidels at this unholy hour. We are the only Tourist anywhere.

Was it fact, that the one eyed sheik of the 93 WTC bombing hailed from these parts?

After the massacre in Luxor, any beard that did not come off, went to jail.

Tourists stay home despite,- people go hungry still, believers go beardless,.

One of them hurries up the rocky incline, beardless in black, windswept caftan, key in hand.

The black guard opens a heavy metal gate, lets us in, follows stuck on our heels, machine gun face down. Getting very hot, the sun on vertical approach, I encourage our protector to lay back in the shade, -an offer he could not refuse.

Inside the roofless temple, the hands of gods hold the rays of the sun, burning down on Central Egypt and us. Hieroglyphs are waiting, ready to tell their story. We are illiterate, sorry.

“ Look here!”

Anke s finger touch a turquoise spot of a relief, “could be a little tick, what do you think?”

“ a dynastic tick, maybe?!”

“…is it a scarab?”

“ Probably is, my love!”

Too hot for comfort, the splendour of eternity fades before our eyes. Each rag of shade sings unattainable Stella, cool Stella, Stella of the Nile., Stella of the stars…. Outside a noisy quarrel ensues. We throw in the towel.

Now the guard has to escort us back to Be El Almani.

 

 

To show us one of the most magnificent temples on the planet, GD took us, duties of his high office done for the day, on a second tour to Abydos,  to the temple of SETHOS!

 

Temperatures  had cooled, key procedure facilitated and accelerated by his status, we entered the halls of the divinities sanctum, quarrels echo, and guard in hot pursuit.

“ Let it be, let it be! Calm down guys!” Anke encourages invisible, angry tempera-mental Muftis outside.

Just behind the entrance, GD points to the ceiling.

“ See the Cornish up there, just below the ceiling, a jet fighter, the tail fin, flying to the right?”

  Yes, I do!”, says Anke

“ A strange coincidence!”

“ Could be a whale”, Anke always is for animals.

Then we discover other high tech of destructive power: A submarine, tank, a helicopter.

“Machines of modern warfare, for sure!”

“Däniken put the hypothesis in the sixties, that these might be extra terrestrials graffiti, or left behind art of a visionary …”

“I don’t believe in any of it.

 In second world war, this temple was filled with sand, almost up to the ceiling. Bedouins used to live in this narrow space. Maybe one talented camel driver painted these pictures after he saw the German and British war machine.”

“Yeah, he could have airbrushed it with the smoke of his kerosene lamp, maybe…”

 

From the soot covered ceiling, stars begin to appear. Planets, figures and lines of gold hide inside a blue mural.

“THIS TEMPLE REPRESENTS THE WORLD. Columns grow out of papyrus plants here,- grow out of marshes, are growing out of the earth. Above is the sky, with stars, and a winged vulture, to symbolize heaven and earth”

Enchantment of otherworldly beauty stretches to the ceiling in a golden light, descends into my subconscious, and stays there an entire year…

We walk the wall toward ancient Osiris.

“There he is! wearing a large choker necklace, cobra snakes hanging from it, or something similar are in fact garland of wheat, signifying that he not only is the god of the dead, he also is the god of fertility, a god of vegetation, and carries the idea, that vegetation dies and grows again- a resurrection to new life!

This bundle of wheat is symbol of vegetation of the land, for which he is responsible. One image has a frame in the outline of the god, filled with earth, and planted with wheat, to sprout, so that the dead may rise to life, along with its germination”.

“A beautiful thought!” says Anke.

“What’s this little guy up to?” I want to know.

“The tadpole?… underneath the panicle?… stands for a million years, that are bestowed upon the king”.

Another step takes us into the realm of the goddess of World Order.

“This is MARA. This figure of MARA is offered to OSIRIS by the king, conveying with it not only his obligation to World Order, but to enforce it as well. OSIRIS is sitting on his throne with his wife ISIS and child, a family triad. He is sitting on a base inside a big box next to a shrine….”

An excited mufti announces the end of Showtime.

 

 

 

 

Since Anke had missed the party the night before, she wanted to recoup some insights of the world in scripture, and share remaining reserves of GD wine depot as well. Platinum voice of Whitney Houston for a backdrop, GD went to work, lining up ivory. stone and clay platelets. Magnifying glass in place, he picks one platelet.

“The meaning of these engraved figures combined, result in a name of a town, and all other platelets, in all probability are records of origin as well.

One of the many beautiful samples will proof the thesis:

Once, a king named KANIDE, a king called SCORPION, another ELEPHANT walked the earth”,

 leafs through a big book, holds it at the image of two statues, found a long time ago,

“this figure here represents a fertility god. He is naked, but wears a belt with a sash attached. On top of the sash”, adjusts the magnifying glass for a close-up, “…are painted strange signs.

If you take a closer look, you’ll find an elephant, the same, as on this platelet. Here is an elephant with a mountain, here one with a tree…ok…now, ….from this plate depicting a fish with a chisel, we can read the name NARMA, guaranteed to be the name of a king, and raises the probability, that the other platelets depict names of kings as well – they immortalized themselves on this statue, because of a very special event inside the temple.

I come to the conclusion, that these animal signs really are the names of kings, by a two fold approach, a working hypothesis! Of course, plenty of statues and fragments carry the theme further”, continues to leaf through the pages.

 

”Here we can see animals, holding hooks in their hands, they are opening rings, surrounding city fortifications,- meaning they are conquering these cities.

Amongst the scorpion and lion on this seal, in combination with a tree, the name of a king results.

This is a historic document, mentioning different kings, conquering different cities. In this way I am able, on hand of inscription on vessels and notices of origin, to indirectly grasp dynasties of kings entirely unknown,

all belonging to a pre dynastic era! Belonging to:

DYNASTY ZERO!

Historically pleasing and all, but still the question remains:

IS THIS REALLY WRITING?

I tend to plead in the affirmative..!

BACKING THIS THING UP IS THE FACT, THAT ONE IS ABLE TO READ THE HIEROGLYPHS PHONETICALLY CORRECT, MAKING SENSE AS PHONETIC SCRIPT..

A stork with a chair does not make any as a symbol, but if you translate the phonetics in ‘Bahrzeit,’ you suddenly end up with the name of a town, one does not know of, except that it existed as a city of the Delta. This platelet originates from the realm of king ELEPHANT, who gave his name to the locale.

There arises the question of coincidence… but I got more! And prove once and for all….”, presents another spread of platelets, “… a very peculiar assembly…a snake above triangles, standing for mountains- next to a sickle moon, zigzags below ….”

“ Whew, now it gets complicated !”, Anke comments.

“Well, it damn is! Believe me! We know from hieroglyphic script, that mountains reads and is pronounced: DSHU. In hieroglyphic writing, sometimes a reading mark is added, announcing the first or last consonant of a word,….and it perfectly fits! Since the snake phonetics spell:

DJE…DJE DZU DJU

IT CAN BE READ !-

THIS IS SCRIPT!”

 

Turning to more samples, almost touching the figures with a dentist tool, GD kept right on ploughing.

“This represents the sky, this lightening symbol means night, darkness, because of the zigzag,

I say: sky, firmament! Lightening below, reads: GERECH, and therefore would mean, mountains of the night, phonetically: darkness.

One might say: Its all stipulation! Pure fantasy!”

Further evidence lies in wait

“…Only mountains are visible here, with the crest of ibis on top, another one has a snake above.

These reading marks are present on either plates. A pleasant fact is, that the crest of ibis reads INRUNT meaning sunlight, lightness- just the opposite to night.

This cannot be a coincidence!”

“That’s right!”

“Now we can read: mountains of darkness/ night/ mountains of lightness/ sunshine! What’s that?

 Here in upper Egypt, its clear as day…”

“The east, the west!”

“…where the sun rises, and goes down again, only are descriptions of origin,- near side, or far side of the Nile, with its administration districts. All these have the same origin and function, same as the platelet from city of BASTA, or the economic installation of king KANIDE. It all only makes sense, if you read phonetically.

There are no mountains of the crest of ibis- only mountains of sunlight, lightness!

….This MAKES IT CLEAR- THIS IS PHONETIC SCRIPT…

from early on…older than anything ever found before…two hundred years worth….!”

“ 5000 years ago the rocket took off!”

“ From the pit to the pyramid!” “

…from the pyramid to the pit!”

“….and back again?”.

“ That’s life”.

“MALESH,… it don’t matter, “says GDEGYPT.